Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk:

Cinnamon

Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk:

American Constitution

Loquacious Transubstantiate

Passive-aggressive disorder

Specificity

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You’re Drunk:

Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.

Nope, no more alcohol for me.

Sorry, but you’re not really my type.

Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?

Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.

You are right, I can’t jump over that table!

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May 8, 2010. Tags: , , , , . Around The World, Freak, New York, Trendy, WTF. 5 comments.

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